Thursday, February 7, 2013

Stairways to hell


One more photo to show you guys how I typically dressed at home. The stairs nice right? So quaint and like as if I am now staying in a "jia-hong chu" and like I got some money right? NO LOR. Here, every Tom, Dick and Harry can buy one lah! You got SGD 250,000 can liao. Unless you really really really no money, then you stay in apartments ( unofficially according to my in-laws).

They have been kind of pushing for us to get a house with a garden. A first I was okay with it but after 3 weeks, the stairs is like my enemy and a test on my memory. A typically day is like that :

Me : " Arwen, come down!!! NOW!!"
Arwen : " Bao bao!" ( carry me!)
Me : " You weight as much as 3 sacks of 5kg Jasmine rice and 1 kg of light soy sauce with a free gift of 500 gram MSG throw in ok! You come down on your own!"
Arwen : "BAO BAO!!!"

Repeat this 3 to 5 times a day..

Going out lagi worst .

Me : " Where is the keys, merde, it is upstairs.. Arwen WAIT OK WAIT HERE!"
Arwen: " Up?" ( proceed to scramble up..)
Me : " NO!!! I just take the keys niah, you wait here" *carry her down..and take the keys.
Arwen heck care and proceed to go up and I repeat the earlier scenerio.

3 seconds later .. where is the cookie box?

Me : "Arwen WAIT HERE OK!!! I go grab your yum yum!"
Arwen: " Up?"
Me : " NOOOOOOOOOO wait here for awhile only, awhile only!!! Wait!"
Arwen heck care and proceed to go up and I repeat the earlier scenerio.

2 seconds later ... where is her other shoe?

Me( want to cry liao) : " F**K! Nevermind, since it is your daddy who put us in this situation, we go buy you new pair with his money."

Left with Arwen not wearing any shoes .

This double stories living is the most inefficient way to live! I calculated the time and stress and I rather be an apartment rat.
 
Written on 17th September 2012.

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