56th Day.

Days since I landed in France : 56
Days when I cried : None
Days when I complaint : 15
Days when I scream in frustration : 20
Days when I laugh at French : 10
Days when I want to kill a French : None
Days when I smile at the French : 56
Days when I frown at the French : 40
Days when I fight with the French : None
Days when I feel superior to the French : 50
Days when I smirked at the French : 30
Days when I grin because I am right and my way is better than the French : 28
Number of times to supermarket : 31
Number of times I curse and swear because I cannot find what I want at the
supermarket due to language barrier : 8
Number of times I am amazed at what the supermarket have : 23
Number of times I went to the farmer's market : 3
Number of times I curse and swear because I cannot find what I want at the
farmers market due to language barrier : 1
Number of times I am amazed at what the supermarket have : 3
Number of meals cooked : 90
Number of compliments on my cooking : 70 ( rest of the time is spitted out by Arwen)
Number of times people help me with my strollers and give way : 130
Number of times I nearly got knock down by inconsiderate drivers : None
Number of times I nearly knock a car with my inconsiderate strollers pushing skills : 5
Number of times I dress better than the people here : 30
Number of times I caught shocked looks on strangers with my loud English speaking voice : 32
Number of times I had wondered how I would I survive here : 185
Number of toilet rolls used so far : 48
Current % of brain being use per day : 22%.
Current % of physical energy being use pe day : 89%
Current % of spiritual guidance energy use per day : 65%

Summary : Not calling it quits yet.

Written 21st October 2012 .